Welcome to Speedo land
April 2, 2011 by aelsius
Filed under Featured, Travel & Adventures
Welcome to Speedo Land
Speedo land, Lido La Caravella, Spisone, Sicily. Photo: Ami Elsius
Before I went to Sicily a couple of summer ago, I had mainly seen Speedos on professional swimmers and lifesavers. I remembered when I first saw the south Italian men, how I couldn’t stop staring, laughing and shaking my head. But now, I have to admit that I am used to it, it’s very entertaining. Every shape size and age squeezes themselves in to tiny Speedos, often with little pockets, built in belts and in see-through materials. Sometimes completely worn-out and pulled up to the waist, other times low on the hips and just wide enough to fit a horizontally placed penis. Great care is taken to ensure it is well placed and comfortable and this is done on the beach, in public with the hands down the pants…grabbing, tucking, moving, lifting and readjusting the package. Once satisfied with the result, one of the show-off poses is being struck:
Pose Nr 1, pelvis tilted somewhat forward, hands in the sides, but only with the fingertips touching the hips, matched with a carefree, uninterested look on the face.
Pose 1, Lido Caravella, Spisone Beach, Sicily. Watch and learn, these guys are pros, they have a lot of pratice. Photo: Ami Elsius
Pose Nr 2, this is normally used whenever a camera is pulled out… hips slightly rotated and tilted forward, preferably with an open or cupped hand near the package to really emphasise the location, shape and size. If you got nice abs, this is when they are being squeezed to the max. As for the face, it’s the cool, sexy look that’s important in this pose.
Unfortunately I didn't get this pose at it's best. The hand is supposed to be a bit closer to the package. Bonus here is the waxed eybrows and the little pocket with the zip, Mazara del Vallo, Sicily. You see how the "sexy" look happens more automatic when you wear Speedos. Photo: Ami Elsius
Pose Nr 3, normally used in group photo sessions…in this pose it is important that the arms goes behind your friend/friends and the whole pelvic region and lower body is pushed forward and up in a bow. Facial expression is happy and friendly, showing you have many friends and like to party.
As you might notice, you got to wear Speeds to do this pose. Photo: Ami Elsius
With a bit of practice...of course having, small, wet, white see-through speedos helps a lot...you can pull this pose off with just a couple of friends. Photo: Ami Elsius
This is like the master level of this pose, when you manage to do it in a "spontanious" "playful" way even without anyone to put your arms behind. Photo: Ami Elsius
This how it’s done in Italy. You still have time to practice before “beach 2011″!
Hey,
How about the on-speedo dancing lessons on a terrace overlooking Taormina??
hahhah yes, that might be popular
We could start courses like that! Are you heading my way this summer at all?
Wonder if you are American, judging by your initial reaction.
No, I am Swedish and have also spent many years in Australia. Just got back to “speedo land” yesterday…again.
I love my speedos i have the really old kind made from nylon elastane which is so thin it hugs the lunchbox. I cut the linning out and wear a cock ring and they are size small so really stretched and my package looks enormous in these. I go swimming and the bronze colour goes see thru and I lay onn my towel and just pretend i am asleep and listen to the giggles laughter comments and the odd pic being taken girls actually set up there towels beside and just have a good laugh as i get an enormous bulge and make like I can’t help it. they know i am turned on these speedos are like spray on body paint aint no where to hide. I get ahuge boner and all the reactions i get are postive and girls just love watching it grow they just go nuts and say LOOK ITS GETTING BIGGER and OW and its all just a big turn on
Well what to say, you should feel right at home here in Taormina. A real Speedo Lover! hahaha